Confessions

G'day,

I have a confession to make...only because my mummy told me that confessing my sins to others brings healing. I have an obsession with toilet paper, actually any paper.  I just love to tear it up.  Here are some pictures that mummy took when she caught me in the act. To be honest with you...I am not so sure that I want to quit..... this is so much fun..... but now my secret is out I do feel a little better.... it was getting pretty hard to hide.....

Scrapbooking....

G'day Mates,

You should see what my mummy did last night.  She made a scrapbook just for me. (Dunno why they call it a scrapbook though co's she didn't use no scraps, she went to the store and bought all that pretty paper.) She said that she's going to go to the photo place and make pictures of my handsome mug.  I have been working at posing and looking real cute. It's pretty easy to trick those hoomins, they are so easy to please.

My owie is getting much better. Mummy has been letting me have time with the cone off my head, but as soon as I lick the owie she makes me put it back on. 

See ya later,

Cobber

I am Feeling Much Better NOW

G'day Fellow Doggies (and Humans), 
Well I just wanted to let you know that I am feeling much better now.  I have been learning lots of new skills trying to get around with this big thing on my head.  I have been having problems eating,  I am a little scardy cat of my food dishes now, my mummy has been feeding me on a plate so that I don't keep banging the cone. Even though I have an owie it has sorta been worth it because I am getting lots of extra snuggles and attention.  I am being treated like a king and waited on hand and foot.  Mummy has even been carrying me up and down the steps to take me potty.  She blocked my doggy door so I don't hurt mysef trying to get in or outside.

I am VERY Miserable

Well, THEY just bought me home from that BAD place.  I am very sore and very quiet right now.  I just want to sit on the couch and feel sorry for myself.  I can't even walk properly yet.  Mummy carried me downstairs for a pee and all I did was try to get this big cone thing off my head.  I look and feel like an alien from Mars. Mummy said that I will feel much better tomorrow.  I hope so beacuse there is no way that I could feel any crappier than I do right now.

My Daddy is Sneaky

So, my mummy told my daddy that she wanted to buy me some new toys. ( I am a little tough on my toys and I tear them up) Look what my naughty daddy did. He wrote a fake note and attached it to my collar and then sent me upstairs to mummy. Look what he wrote... ha like she believed him..... my mummy knows that I am smart and I know how to spell squeaky toys. Bad daddy.... I will have to get him back somehow. Maybe I will just steal his toilet paper or something.

I have a BAD owie.....

I am not too pleased with my mother right now. She told me that I was going to visit my friends at the vets. She NEVER told me that they were going to remove my manhood. I got there and they were all nice and friendly talking to my mummy, then that lady whispered something to her and I knew that something was going on. Mummy was cuddling me all nice and sweet than she put me on the floor and handed my leash to the nice lady. When I was all excited to smell those doggy and kitty smells she ran away and left me all alone. At first I was excited then I was really worried when I saw that she was gone. She abandoned me.

Well I was just getting settled and this vet lady who I had never seen before came and took me out of my cozy little spot and jabbed me with this huge needle, the next thing I know.... my manhood is gone and I have been shaved and I have a big owie, and this big cone thing around my head. I feel a little weird in the head too.

I just heard the vet lady call my mummy and tell her that I did really well. Hey, I had no choice....she knocked me out. So I just sneaked into the front office while nobody was looking and got online to send you this message, if there is anyone out there reading this.... watch out.... don't believe your mummy when she says she is going to be taking you for a special trip.

I hope my mummy comes to get me soon. I just know she will take lots of pictures with the cone on my head. How embarrassing...... oooh they are coming, I better go before they find out that I can type and put me in some freak show or zoo or something.

I am Back

Well now it has been a really long time since my mummy let me use her computer. (Well she doesn't really lt me, I just sneak on and type when she is not looking.) I am seven months old now and I am getting really big and really smart. I can jump on the couch and walk along the back of the couch just like a kitty cat. I have learned lots of tricks like sit, down, look, wait and catch and fetch. I can even jump on top of the coffee table like a kitty too. I am getting really handsome and very hairy. My mummy said that I am going to be nurturered next week. I am not sure what that mean but I am not so sure that it is a good thing because daddy's eyes start to water every time she says that.

There has been a lot of white stuff on the ground lately. It is really cold and wet. Mummy says it's called snow. I like playing in it but my feet get really cold. I hate it when the other wet stuff called rain comes down. I won't go outside when that stuff comes down. This morning I pooped by the table becasue I didn't want to go outside. Mummy was kind of mad at me for that Well, she should go outside to poop when it's wet. I bet she wouldn't like it either.

Mummy took some glamor shots of me the other day. I am going to post them now. I hope you like them.

Love Cobber

Struth Mate, my mommy took me to a strange place today. She said it was the V...E...T. I got in there and everyone started fussing over me. They all thought I was really cute (Well... I am) The big people all asked my mommy "What is he?" (Der you bozos I'm a dog) My mommy was a little nicer, she told them that I am an Australian Terrier.

When I got in the little room the lady stuck something cold up my bum for what seemd like ages, then she took some of my poop to play with it somewhere in another room. (Wow humans are wierd) Anyway, the nice vet said that I was a healthy little boy and said that I have to come back in a few weeks to have sharp things called needles stuck in me.

I played a LOT today. I had fun running around my yard like blowflies in a dunny. (For you Americanos that means like flies in the toilet) Mommy gave me some yummy chicken for supper.

I learned to run up the steps today... I gotta run real fast or I get stuck..... not too keen on going down them though..... end up going tail over ears and a LOT faster than when I came up.

Gotta go pee now, BYE

I fink dere's sometink on my nowse.

Home at Last

This is the picture mommy took of me napping in my little bed

G'day Mates, I have been having some really exciting adventures. I met my new mommy and daddy yesterday afternoon. On the way home I puked on my new mommy twice. I felt really bad about that but I think she has forgiven me alre .ady. I was very excited and had lots of fun playing with my new toys. Mommy introduced me to my new crate, She put my comfy little bed inside and I am happy to sleep in it. I have tried whining a few times but she won't let me out... she's smarted than I thought. I have only piddled in the house twice so far. On my first night mommy slept downstairs in the basement. I woke up at 1 AM and she took me out for a piddle. I only cried for a few minutes when she put me back in the crate and then I went to sleep. This morning I woke her up at 5AM because I really wanted to go for a piddle then too. I was really surprised when mommy and daddy abandoned me for a few hours this morning. I was OK though. When they got home I went outside and piddled again. I think my mommy thiks I am a piddle machine. Today I played for a while and took a another nap.. I really like my new mommy and daddy. I know I have a lot to learn (and so do they) but I think we make a nice little family.

They Call Him Big Ears

Look at me, I can make my ears stand up now. They look pretty huge at the moment but my breeder says that I will grow into them. I feel like that big elephant guy, what was his name? Oh yes, I feel like Dumbo. All the better to hear you with.

I am also getting pretty good at creating "that look". I just look at the humans and make my eyes all kind of sad looking and they go. "Oh he's just so cute." They are so easy to deceive.

This is a picture of me at just six weeks old. I think that I look pretty cool in this picture. I have my eyes open and I have just started running and playing with my brothers and sisters. I am very excited because in just a few days I will be meeting my new mommy and daddy and moving to my new home. I can't wait to see my new yard and play with my new toys.

G'day Mates,

My name is Cobber, I am a fair-dinkum, true-blue Australian Terrier. I am glad that you dropped by to take a squiz at my dog-a-log. Feel free to drop in from time to time to find out what my owners and I have been up to.


I was born at Vopelak Kennels in Necedah, Wisconsin on May 19th, 2009. This is a picture of my mom and my siblings just a few hours after I was born. I am in here somewhere, but I'm not quite sure where. Louise Vopelak my breeder took this picture of us. She is really cool. She takes great care of my mommy and daddy and my brothers and sisters. She breeds Cairn and Norwich Terriers as well. This is her website http://vopelakterriers.com/? check it out.